Managers Share How Employees Got Fired Their First Day Of Work

It’s pretty wild to think that some people manage to get fired on their very first day.

Like, how do you mess up that fast? It’s your first day—just show up, be polite, and don’t do anything too crazy, right?

But somehow, some folks find a way.

Maybe they’re late, rude, or just don’t care. It makes you wonder what they were thinking, especially since most jobs give you at least a grace period to learn the ropes. Getting fired that quick is a special kind of talent, for sure.

To discover how these rare employees pulled it off, scroll on for the crazy stories from the managers who gave them the axe on day one.

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Alex Buscemi

Alex Buscemi

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