Jason Mustian
People have been naming their genitalia since the beginning of language. Moses had his “staff”. Georgia O’Keeffe had her “muse”. Fergie had those damn “humps”. Well, I guess boobs and butts aren’t genitalia but that song was catchy.
You don’t have to be famous to name your junk. There aren’t even any requirements as to what you can name it. I knew a guy in college up who called his penis “Frank”, which was funny until we found out that was short for Frankenstein. Apparently, he was in an accident as a kid. Anyway…
We asked the Pleated-Jeans community what their penis or vagina would be called if they named it after the last tv show they watched and it got over 15,000 responses. Here are the funniest.
1.
“My 600-Pound Life” — Thao Duong
2.
“Mr. Mayor” — Jason Mustian
3.
“Schitt’s Creek” — Kate McCloe
4.
“Law and Order – Criminal Intent” — Ron Romich
5.
“Murder in the Heartland” — Sarah Patterson
6.
“Lie to Me.” — Corry Engelbrecht
7.
“ALONE” — Stacy Aouadhi
8.
“Face of the Nation” — Jenifer Martin Morgan
9.
“Queen of the South” — Jamieson Anastacia
10.
“How I Met Your Mother” — Sherri Fredrick
11.
“The Good Place” — Abigail Peabody
12.
“His Dark Materials” — Allison Marie Helton
13.
“The Night Stalker” — LeeSa Azalea
14.
“The Price Is Right” — Theresa Garcia
15.
“All Creatures Great And Small” — Bruce Solomon
16.
“All Girls Garage” — Blair Edholm
17.
“Diners, Drive Ins and Dives” — Billie Sorenson
18.
“American Horror Story” — Christopher Morin
19.
“The Great British Baking Show” — Betty Cunningham
20.
“In the Kitchen with David” — Marsha Price Ray
21.
“Virgin River” — Sharon Marie
22.
“The Mandalorian” — Josh Dodge
23.
“Greys Anatomy” — Tara Kesler
24.
“Mysteries of the Abandoned” — Lauren Q Kvinnesland
25.
“Manhunt” — Beth Malinowski-Rose
26.
“Gravity Falls” — Tricia Gazzo Underwood
27.
“Search Party” — P.J. Martin
28.
“Big Bang Theory” — Nedra Cawley
29.
“The Expanse” — Rodrigo Perez
30.
“Deadwood” — Mike Primavera
31.
“What We Do In The Shadows” — Marianthi Goodwine
32.
“Designated Survivor” — Lisa R Connell
33.
“Antiques Roadshow” — Larry Stoots
34.
“The Last Man On Earth” — Eric Masters
35.
“The Leftovers” — Karen Sartler
36.
“The Wiggles” — Lauren Gonzalez
37.
“Who’s The Boss” — Laura Quintero
38.
“Are You Being Served” — Eric Michael
39.
“Law and order (SVU) Special Victims Unit” — Chris Endecott
40.
“The Great Barrier Reef” — Katie Taber
41.
“All In with Chris Hayes” — Mary Green
42.
“Into the Woods” — Chelsea Arnold
43.
“Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs” — Mandy Hanley
44.
“Alaska The Last Frontier” — Sheila Wagstaff
45.
“Ghost Adventures” — Stacey Ann
46.
“Goliath” — Bob Kidwell
47.
“Tiny House Nation” — Greg Adams
48.
“The Great Outdoors” — Allison Rasa
49.
“How It’s Made” — Rhonda Blackburn
50.
“Two and a Half Men” — Joann Stephenson Quillman