Alex Buscemi
TikTok is giving all of us brain rot. No doubt about it.
We’ve got attention spans so thoroughly destroyed that Netflix execs have admitted they tailor their shows to be watchable while people scroll TikTok — series will repeat crucial details and avoid plots too complicated for people only half paying attention.
What a time.
Learning that unsettling info had me hovering my thumb over the trembling TikTok app, as if it were scared I was about to erase it from my home screen.
But just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
These hilarious, weird, and unhinged takes from TikTok will force you to keep the app around, lest you suffer from serious digital FOMO.
But if you do decide to go scorched earth on your TikTok account, don’t fret — you can still get all the funniest highlights right here.
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