Alright, this post is all about the funniest Scottish tweets that will leave you laughing whether you’re Scottish or just a fan of the humor. These gems are packed with that sharp wit and sarcasm Scotland does so well, and trust me, they don’t hold back.
Now, as an American, I’ve got no real dog in this fight, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Scottish folks. I even worked with a Scottish guy for a week on a construction site once—super nice guy, but I swear, I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. He promised it was English, but I only caught a word here and there.
So, while I might not get every reference, I know enough to say these Scottish Twitter are “focking” gold. Sorry, England, you might want to sit this one out!
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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome