30 Funny Tweets About DoorDash That Deliver The Laughs

When I start overthinking life, I remind myself of all the cool things we have—like funny tweets and the fact that we don’t even have to leave the house anymore. Anything we want, DoorDash delivers. It’s amazing, even if it costs more than your firstborn’s soul. But hey, that’s only a problem if you check your statements. At least funny tweets are free!

But you know what’s free? This roundup of funny DoorDash tweets—packed with jokes, pictures, and driver stories. Perfect to scroll through while you wait for your $60 salad to arrive.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.