40 Funny Parenting Tweets From This Week For Moms And Dads Running On 10% Battery (October 18, 2024)

You know those days when you’re running on fumes, and no amount of coffee in the world can save you? Is that every day for you?

Well, welcome to parenting.

Somewhere between negotiating screen time and explaining why they can’t wear their summer swim team Speedo to school, my battery dropped to 10%, and I’m just trying to survive.

Thankfully the funny parents of Twitter keep the tweets flowing like spilled milk and honey stuck on all over the kitchen door handles.

Funny parenting tweets from moms and dads just like you who are also hanging on by a thread, but managing to keep the jokes coming.

Buckle up, fellow sleep-deprived warriors. We’ve got this… kinda.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.