Mike
It’s not every day you get to witness the birth of something truly unique, but today, my friends, we have stumbled upon a treasure trove of linguistic firsts.
These are the kinds of funny sentences that have never existed in the history of the universe—until now. Imagine the first person who ever said “I’ll take a double cheeseburger” or “Can you help me move this couch?”
Well, these are weirder and way funnier. Straight from the deepest corners of the human imagination, here are some brand-new sentences that will make you wonder how we ever survived without them.
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