30 Frighteningly Funny Haunted House Tweets That Are More Terrifying Than Real Life

It’s high time for haunted houses, and it’s wild to think people pay top dollar to be scared when reality pretty much does that for free. These funny tweets are full of hilariously relatable haunted house ideas that hit way too close to home.

Honestly, checking my bank account is scarier than paying $40 to walk through a haunted house.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.