35 Funny Memes For Parents Who Secretly Raid Their Kids’ Halloween Candy

With Halloween coming up this week, it’s almost time for trick-or-treating—and for parents, a chance to “inspect” the loot. This collection of funny memes celebrates the timeless tradition of parents sneaking Halloween candy, proving that a little “sampling” is practically a rite of passage.

Every candy-stealing parent will relate to these memes—just try not to get caught in the act this year.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.