“One Per Child”: 30 Hilarious Times People Left Out Anything But Candy For Trick-Or-Treaters

Halloween isn’t just about candy anymore; it’s a stage for some to showcase their humor—and a touch of trolling. These Halloween pranksters went all out, from bowls filled with sauce packets from every fast food joint to single hot dogs, scrambled eggs, or even a few pierogis.

Topping it off with a sign that says “One per child,” they’re making sure kids get a memorable treat (or trick) to take home. Sure, some of these are just photoshopped memes, but that doesn’t make them any less funny—so get ready to laugh (or cringe) at these unforgettable Halloween “treats.”


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.