29 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (October 31, 2024)

Happy Halloween!

Enjoy this roundup of the funniest tweets from the past 24 hours that are so good it’s scary.

We’ve got witty riffs, jabs, and memes about everything from the Yankees fan who stole the ball from Mookie Betts to Trump’s uncanny resemblance to a certain pumpkin.

So swipe a few King Size candy bars from your kid’s trick-or-treat haul (just tell them they have to pay the parent tax) and get to scrolling.

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Gratuitous video tweet of the day

Me trying to get into the Uber after 9 drinks pic.twitter.com/vi0nB4g2JH

— Max (@Juicewag) October 30, 2024

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