Welcome to the wonderful world of people who missed the joke—and I mean entirely. As someone who has to be online all day for work, I’ve seen more than my fair share of folks diving headfirst into an argument over something that’s clearly satire.
You’d think a little wink or a nudge in the text would clue them in, but nope! These folks are primed to argue at the drop of a hat, ready to defend, attack, or just get plain furious.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedy gold that is people taking satire way too seriously.