40 Chaotic Cakes That Seems Like More Of A Threat Than Celebration

Nothing says “happy birthday” like a cake that feels more like a cry for help than a sweet treat. These hilariously chaotic confections have somehow turned into the perfect way to express unfiltered rage—through frosting and fondant.

Whether it’s a passive-aggressive message in piped icing or a cake design that looks like a menace to society, these pics are proof that sometimes baking therapy takes a wild turn.

So, if you’ve ever wanted to serve up a slice of your inner turmoil, these cakes with threatening auras will have you saying, “Yes, that’s the energy I need.” Here’s what we found.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome