35 Funny Memes About Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” That’ll Deck Your Halls With Laughter

They said it couldn’t be done. They said I’d never make it. But here I am, a few weeks into November, and somehow, against all odds, I haven’t heard that song yet. You know the one—the anthem that signals the holiday season is officially here. The second the Halloween candy goes on clearance, it sneaks onto the airwaves like a peppermint-scented ninja. And yet, I’ve managed to dodge it. No grocery store ambushes. No sneaky playlist traps. Not even a rogue TikTok.

It feels like I’m part of some elite club. While the rest of the world is split between those gleefully belting it out and those slowly unraveling at the sound of those opening piano notes, I’m over here blissfully unaware. Well… at least until now. Because even if I haven’t heard it, these funny memes prove that Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is as inevitable as seasonal depression and mismatched gift wrap.

Let’s embrace the chaos, shall we? Here are some funny memes about Mariah Cary’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” we love, hate, or secretly love to hate.


1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

26.

27.

28.

29.

30.

31.

32.

33.

34.

35.

Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.