50 Hilarious Brand New Sentences From Savants Of The English Language

It’s time for another batch of brand new sentences! You know, those sentences that make you pause and think, “I’m pretty sure no one has ever strung those exact words together in human history.”

As someone who spends way too much time on the internet, I can say with confidence that these are some of the weirdest, funniest, and most unexpectedly brilliant phrases out there.

Here’s the latest collection of sentences that are as unique as they are ridiculous—enjoy.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome