35 Funny Tweets About Marriage For Couples Who’ve Mastered The Art Of Laughing It Off

Marriage is a constant battle between “we’re a team” and “I can’t believe you loaded the dishwasher like that.” It’s a world where love languages meet passive-aggressive thermostat adjustments and arguments about imaginary scenarios somehow turn into real debates. Thankfully, married couples on Twitter have turned their daily chaos into comedy, sharing the highs, lows, and hilariously relatable moments of life with a spouse.

Here are the funniest marriage tweets this week, guaranteed to make you laugh—and maybe send one to your partner with a “this is so us” text.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.