Oh no, not me refreshing Twitter for the 47th time today, desperately chasing that serotonin hit from a perfectly funny tweet. Look, I know I should probably touch grass, but how can I when the timeline is this good? Every week, the humor reaches new heights, and the comedians, memelords, and hilairous overthinkers of Twitter absolutely deliver.
These are the funniest tweets of the week, painstakingly curated because, let’s be honest, I have zero self-control. Honestly, they should’ve never given me Wi-Fi.