49 Funniest Parenting Tweets For The Week When Gravy Is A Coping Mechanism (November 25, 2024)

Thanksgiving week is here, and while some lucky parents only have their kids home for a long weekend, my crew is here for a full nine-day stretch.

That’s nine days of “I’m bored,” nine days of refereeing sibling fights, and nine days of trying to figure out how to stomach eating turkey every day for lunch for the next week.

Thankfully, the miracle of modern parenting—Nintendo Switch and Netflix—is keeping the chaos at a manageable level.

And when I need a laugh (or just a reminder I’m not alone in this madness), I turn to parenting tweets.

Here are the funniest ones from this week, because if we can’t laugh about it, we’re all doomed.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.