40 Funny Turkey Tweets To Gobble Up While You Wait For It To Defrost

Thanksgiving week is here, and yeah, turkey’s the main event… but should it be? I mean, we all know the sides are where it’s at. Still, we can’t just skip the bird—tradition or whatever.

So, while you’re sitting there waiting for your turkey to defrost in time for Thanksgiving, here are some funny tweets about the big, overhyped bird. At least turkey is good for a laugh, right?


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.