Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that sounds picture-perfect in theory. A giant feast, a cozy gathering of loved ones, and everyone sharing what they’re grateful for—what’s not to love? Turns out, plenty. Between family drama, kitchen disasters, and the pressure to nail that golden-brown turkey, Thanksgiving can quickly morph from a Hallmark moment into a blooper reel of epic proportions.
This list is here to remind us that even the most festive day can go hilariously wrong. Whether it’s an overcooked bird, a relative oversharing at the table, or someone’s last-minute realization that they forgot the pie (gasp!), these Thanksgiving disappointments prove the holiday isn’t always just gravy. So, grab a plate of leftovers and prepare to feel a little better about your own Turkey Day mishaps!
1. Happy Thanksgiving, Heres A Turkey I Forgot To Thaw, Annnd Apparently My Dog Saw A Mouse And Now He Won’t Get Off The Counter…. Oh And I’m Working Tonight Too
2. Cooked A Thanksgiving Meal From Scratch For My Family & No One Ate It
3. I Work At An Old Folks Home. This Is The Visitor Parking On Thanksgiving Day
4. Saw These Little White Balls In Foil Next To My Wife’s Apple Pie. Thought She Made Candies, Too. Now I’m Looking For A Dentist On Thanksgiving Because I Bit Into About 3 Ceramic Pie Weights
5. Made A Meat Pie With Leftovers From Thanksgiving. I Think He’s Cute
6. Our Thanksgiving Day Catastrophe
7. Was Super Pumped To Smoked A Turkey For Thanksgiving. Only Now Am I Able To Be Ok With Sharing The Pictures Of This Abomination. I’m Not Sure What Went Wrong
8. We Got A Request From That Aunt Proclaiming That We Now Owed Her $75 To Cover The Cost Of The Thanksgiving Meal
9. My Friend Writes “Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag”
10. Not Only Am I Spending This Years Holidays Alone Because My Closest Family Live In A Different State, My Boyfriend And I Broke Up Just A Couple Of Days Ago So I’m At My Lowest. Then I Managed To Burn This Pizza. Hope Everyone’s Thanksgiving Is Going Well
11. Whole Family Were No-Shows. This Was Our Thanksgiving For 3
12. I’m Visiting Home And Some Relatives Need Their OS Reinstalled
13. We Did Eventually Save The Turkey
14. So I Get An Email With Photos From My Girlfriend’s Family’s Thanksgiving
15. That Time My BF’s Lovely Family Invited Me To Join Them For The Holiday And I Proceeded To Demolish The Dessert I Was Trying To Impress Them With. Happy Thanksgiving, Fools!
16. Nobody Showed Up For Thanksgiving
17. Parents Are Getting Divorced, Don’t Want To Deal With Who Is Going Where. Happy Thanksgiving
18. Happy Thanksgiving!
19. Grandparents House Caught Fire While They Were Away For Thanksgiving
20. I Am Really Crying Right Now Cause First Year That I Am In Charge Of The Lasagna And I Dropped It I Think Imma Stay Home
21. I Think Thanksgiving Has Caused The Baker At My Local Grocery Store To Go Completely Insane
22. Sigh. Happy Thanksgiving
23. Happy Thanksgiving?
24. My Buddy Attempted To Make A Rotisserie Turkey For Thanksgiving This Year
25. First Thanksgiving Fail… Had To Remind Myself Not To Stress Out. It Happens. A Glass Of Wine Helped
26. Happy Thanksgiving From My Family To Yours
27. Green Bean Casserole Anyone?
28. Gone For Vacation For 5 Days. Came Back To Find This Leaking In Our Basement Guest Bedroom. My Wife’s Family Is Coming For Thanksgiving In 2 Days
29. Someone Slashed My Tire The Night Before I Was Supposed To Drive 3 Hours For Thanksgiving With Family
30. Came To Visit The Right Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”
31. School Lunch On Thanksgiving
32. Someone Shot My French Door With A BB Gun Today. Happy Thanksgiving
33. Rut Roh. Time For Some New Baking Dishes. Roasted Pecan Fail
34. Thanksgiving 101. Take Last Night’s Pizza Out Of The Oven Before Cooking Today’s Casseroles
35. They Are Supposed To Be Turkeys
36. Got A Cake For Thanksgiving, Didn’t See It Until We Got Home
37. I Grabbed It Wrong And It Fell
38. These Pecans Just Pecan’t
39. Whole Family Is Staying At My House The Next Couple Days For Thanksgiving And Our Septic Is Clogged
40. Brand New Dishwasher Bought On Sept 25 Fails On Thanksgiving. Not Pleased
41. I Came Back From Thanksgiving To Find That My Landlord Had Revarnished/Painted The Stairs Up To My Apartment. They Are Still Wet, I Was Given No Notice, And There Is Only One Staircase
42. Girlfriend’s Little Brother Just Worked His First Thanksgiving Double. This Was The Staff Meal
43. On My Flight Home For Thanksgiving, This Couple Had Their Window Shade Up And A Kids Show Playing On A Tablet Without Headphones, Both Prior To 7 Am
44. My Stove Decided To Take A Vacation Day. On Thanksgiving. With Guests Coming Over In A Few Hours
45. Swiss That I Just Bought Yesterday, Only To Discover It’s Moldy On Thanksgiving
46. Jello Thanksgiving, Will Follow Up With How It Tastes