Chris
You know that saying, “It takes all kinds of people to make the world go ’round”? Yeah, well, some of those people are definitely here just to test everyone else’s patience. From line-cutters at checkout to the folks who treat “No Parking” signs as suggestions, humanity has a special knack for showcasing the absolute worst behavior in the most creative ways.
So, to honor these walking red flags, we’ve rounded up moments where people absolutely nailed the art of ‘being the worst.’ It’s a masterclass in selfishness, pettiness, and general “are-you-kidding-me” energy. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll probably find at least one thing that makes you mutter, “Yep, that’s why I don’t go out much.”
You Are The Absolute Worst If You…
1. Leave things you don’t want anywhere in the grocery store:
2. Don’t put back the things you tried on:
3. Leave your garbage all over a movie theater:
4. Or all over a restaurant:
5. Or all over a library:
6. Or anywhere, really:
7. Do THIS on an airplane:
8. Like, seriously?
9. Leave your clothes all over a dressing room:
10. Leave your cigarette butts everywhere:
11. Park your vehicle like this:
12. If you tip like this:
13. Or like this:
14. Treat nature like your own personal canvas:
15. Pull something like this while driving:
16. Leave your trash in an aisle of a store:
17. Don’t re-rack your weights at the gym:
18. Or just sweat all over without wiping it up:
19. Leave your plastic trash all over the great outdoors:
20. Put your gross gum anywhere but in the trash:
21. Expect stores to stay open JUST for you:
22. Spew your trash all over public transportation:
23. Leave your grocery carts in the middle of the parking lot:
24. Block people from walking down the sidewalk:
25. Put your dirty-ass feet all over someone else’s car:
26. Treat a changing table like a garbage can:
