35 Funny Black Friday Tweets To Read While Standing In Checkout Lines

Remember when Black Friday meant camping outside stores at ungodly hours, braving the cold for a shot at a discounted TV? These days, it’s more about scrolling through deals from the comfort of your couch, with retailers stretching “Black Friday” into a month-long event.

The thrill of the hunt has shifted online, but the internet’s humor game remains strong. Here are some funny tweets that perfectly sum up the not-so-black-and-white nature of Black Friday these days.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.