35 Funny Marriage Tweets That Prove Laughing Together Is The Best Love Language (November 29, 2024)

Marriage is a beautiful, lifelong commitment to spending every day learning new ways to annoy each other. It’s also the only relationship where you can have a heated argument about the correct way to load the dishwasher and then still agree to share a blanket on the couch an hour later. As someone who’s married, let me tell you: humor is not optional—it’s a survival tool.

If you’re married, thinking about marriage, or just love a good laugh at the expense of those of us who are, these funny marriage tweets will hit home—and probably feel a little too real.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.