I’ll admit it—I’m not the type to leave reviews. Unless I’ve been wronged so deeply that it shames my entire family name, I’m just not logging in to rant about my fries being cold.
But thankfully, there are plenty of unhinged people out there who do take to Google reviews to complain, vent, or just unleash pure chaos.
These reviews range from hilariously petty to outright bizarre, and they’re proof that the internet is a wild, wonderful place.
Here’s a collection of the funniest, most unhinged Google reviews I could find.