23 Of The Trashiest Things That Have Ever Happened At Birthday Parties

Birthday parties are supposed to be a time for cake, laughter, and good vibes, but sometimes things take a turn for the chaotic — and, let’s be honest, the trashy.

From over-the-top drama to cringe-worthy antics, these hilariously trashy fails prove that anything can happen when the party gets going.

We’ve rounded up the most outrageous things people witnessed or experienced at birthday celebrations, and some of these are so wild you’ll wonder how they’re even real.

Whether it’s questionable party favors, uninvited drama, or behavior that’s anything but festive, these stories will have you shaking your head and maybe even laughing out loud.

Grab a slice of cake and dive into this collection of party moments that truly take the (birthday) cake when it comes to ridiculousness.

1. 4 year old nephews birthday? Seems like the perfect time and place for a beer bong!

2. What a fantastic way to behave at your 7 year olds birthday

3. This dual birthday party for a little girl (horse cake) and grandma (ejaculating erection cake):

4. This kid’s birthday party, where a woman showed up in a “Real women marry assholes” T-shirt:

5. This guy I know buying a ridiculous amount of alcohol for a 16th birthday party…

6. This kid’s birthday party at a roller rink, where a guest wore this disgusting shirt:

7. This kid’s birthday party, where a guest wore this disgusting T-shirt:

8. And this kid’s birthday, where a woman wore a Step Brothers T-shirt that wasn’t appropriate no matter how funny the movie is:

9. Someone my fiance knows did this for their daughter’s first birthday

10. This birthday party for a 10-year-old boy at Redneck Heaven (a Hooters-esque sports bar and restaurant in Texas):

11. Grandpa’s Birthday Cake…

12. This birthday party with a (literally) crappy cake:

13. This kid’s birthday party with children’s entertainers straight out of a horror film:

14. Nana’s birthday cake

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16. Poppers birthday cake

17. Mom’s birthday cake depicts snorting cocaine

18. Just looking for someone to make this weed cake for my 16y/o’s birthday, collecting my mum of the year award later…

19. My friend used to be a waiter years ago and worked a birthday party that brought in this cake.

20. So trashy it’s cringey

21. This trashy birthday cake

22. Birthday boy casually on my newsfeed today

23. Happy 5th Birthday, Athena! Here’s an edible version of your favorite characters making out. They grow up so fast, don’t they, LeighAnn.

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Alex Buscemi

Alex Buscemi

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