35 Hilariously Painful Names “Creative” Parents Gave The Kids Who Will Someday Hate Them

Naming a baby is one of those monumental tasks that seems straightforward… until creativity goes completely off the rails. Enter the wonderfully chaotic world of r/Tragedeigh, a subreddit where baby names are less “unique” and more “what were they thinking?”

From spellings that defy phonics to names that sound like fantasy RPG characters, these parents swung for the fences—and, well, missed. But hey, their questionable choices are our comedy gold.

Here’s a collection of the funniest and most head-scratching bad baby names from the subreddit. Warning: you may find yourself both laughing and cringing as you scroll.

Poor “Beaux and Arrow.”

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