35 Funny Dry January Tweets To Keep You Going Until February

Well, believe it or not, we’re already nearly halfway through January. It’s flying by in some ways, but if you’re doing Dry January this year, it probably feels like it’s dragging on forever.

Either way, if you’ve made it this far, the finish line is on the horizon. And if you decided to throw in the towel, don’t be too hard on yourself—there’s always next month. Plus, the good news? February is the shortest month of the year.

And hey, if you need a laugh to get through it, we’ve rounded up some funny Dry January tweets to keep your spirits (pun intended) high.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.