50 Hilarious Brand New Sentences From Savants Of The English Language (January 16, 2025)

The internet is a magical place where people, armed with zero hesitation and a keyboard, create sentences that have never existed before in the history of the English language.

This collection of hilarious brand-new sentences comes courtesy of those brave (and slightly unhinged) souls posting online with reckless abandon.

From wild confessions to chaotic wisdom, these hilarious sentences are as confusing as they are amazing. Let’s dive in and marvel at the linguistic chaos born of pure, unfiltered internet energy.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome