50 Mazda Miatas With Very Threatening Auras, And Yes, Even More-So Than Usual

Back in my valet days, I drove my fair share of Mazda Miatas. Let me tell you, they’re a weird little car.

Don’t get me wrong—they’re ridiculously fun to drive, but there’s just something about them that feels a little… off, like they’re hiding secrets behind that friendly grille.

That’s why the Mazda Miatas with Threatening Auras Facebook page speaks to me on a spiritual level.

These wild photos capture the chaotic energy of a Miata perfectly—quirky, unpredictable, and somehow ready to fight.

Let’s take a look at these hilariously unhinged Miatas that prove small cars can have big vibes.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome