Chris
Are some of these texts fake? Honestly, probably. But does it really matter? Life’s full of little lies anyway—like pretending you understood the ending of Inception or that one friend who swears they’re “on their way” but hasn’t left their house yet. These texts are here for one purpose: to make you laugh so hard that you forget how many unread messages you’re ignoring right now.
So ignore the three texts you still haven’t replied to, and enjoy these gems that may or may not be real. Whether they’re true or not, they’re absolutely worth the giggles.
1. In fairness, it does take WAY longer than five years to live down something like this.
2. These texts need a laugh track.
3. Real or not, I’m thinking this text exchange has 100% happened before.
4. Well played, sir. Well played.
5. Ladies, would this line work on you?
6. I don’t know, this joke does feel like something a dad would drop.
7. This one has some logic problems, but if you go with it, it’s pretty funny.
8. I’d make my wife wait outside, too, in this situation.
9. Be right back, going to go text this to my wife.
10. I can see no fault in the logic here.
11. Actually, I could definitely see a husband sending this one (said as a husband myself).
12. This li’l bro either has one hell of a friend (or dealer).
13. Wow, I guess I am eating healthy, too!
14. He really walked right into that one (almost like it was made up).
15.
16. I guess its in the genes!
17. I see what he did there.
18. Well, when you put it that way…
19. Think before you reply, folks, LOL.
20. Hey, look! It’s the fakest (but still funny) one on the list.
21. The real danger of marijuana.
22. This actually feels like a very authentic exchange in the modern dating world.
23.
24. Hey, how did one of my texts end up on here?
25. LOLOLOL.
26. I’d make an exception, too.
27. In fairness to the Beatles, this was an unreleased track.
28. Well…
29. This one may be fake, but it feels like the kind of exchange that happens a LOT between kids and parents/grandparents.
30. That’s one bad granny, LOL.
31. I don’t care if you laugh at this one, but please, PLEASE admire that A+ kitty.
32. Man, it’s rough out there for a short king!
