30 Funny Millennial Tweets That Pair Well With Avocado Toast (January 21, 2025)

As a millennial, I get it—we’re quirky, and honestly, we’re pretty easy to roast. But hey, self-awareness is key for every generation, right?

One day, Zoomers will be calling us “the old generation,” and I’ll be asking one of them to help me log into my bank account or connect to Wi-Fi. So, it’s only fair we get our share of the jokes while we can still laugh about it.

These funny millennial tweets are equal parts hilarious and relatable—some are even written by millennials themselves. If you’re part of the avocado-toast-loving, side-part-defending crowd, these will hit you right in the feels and the funny bone.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.