35 Funniest Rare Insults From Clever Folks Who Know How To Talk That Trash (January 24, 2025)

The internet is full of people talking trash, but every now and then, you stumble across an insult so clever, so hilariously specific, that you can’t help but admire the creativity.

These are the funniest rare insults from the true masters of online roasting—folks who can deliver a burn so unique it deserves a standing ovation.

From wildly imaginative put-downs to hilarious insults so bizarre they loop back around to genius, this collection is proof that talking trash can be an art form. Let’s bask in the glory of these verbal flamethrowers.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome