Mike
The English language is a strange and wonderful thing, but every so often, someone manages to string together a sentence so bizarre, so completely unhinged, that it feels like a historic moment.
These are the funniest brand new sentences—combinations of words that, as far as we know, have never been uttered before in human history.
Whether they’re accidental poetry, unintentional genius, or just pure nonsense, they prove that language is still evolving in the weirdest possible ways.
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