45 Funniest Scottish Tweets This Month From A People Who Perfected Patter (January 31, 2025)

Scottish Twitter is truly one of the greatest gifts the internet has ever given us. The Scots have perfected the art of good patter—quick, cutting, and effortlessly hilarious.

Every month, I find myself scrolling through their hilarious tweets, half in awe, half wondering if I need a translation.

This month’s roundup features the funniest Scottish tweets I came across, proving once again that no one roasts, banters, or delivers absolute nonsense quite like the Scots.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome