Ah, parenting—the never-ending adventure where the snacks disappear faster than your patience and the questions never, ever stop. One minute, you’re a responsible adult with goals and hobbies, and the next, you’re arguing with a tiny human about why they can’t wear a cape to bed again because “it’s not a blanket, sweetie.”
These parenting tweets are from moms and dads who are simply trying to survive another day of mystery stains, bedtime negotiations, and the occasional existential crisis in the grocery store. So take a break, hide in the bathroom if you must, and check out these tweets from fellow parents who are barely holding it together.
Stefanie is an architect with 15+ years of working both independently as well as on teams of some of the top Architectural Firms in the country located in Atlanta, Washington D.C. and New York. She currently runs BoardBatten.com a coastal architecture and design service in Port Aransas, Texas. She is also the wife of the dude who runs Pleated-Jeans.