35 Funny Valentine’s Day Tweets To Read Before You Panic-Buy A Gift (February 13, 2025)

Valentine’s Day is here, which means love is in the air—and so are some truly hilarious tweets.

Whether you’re happily in love, avoiding eye contact with your situationship, or just here for the discounted candy the day after, these funny Valentine’s Day tweets will make you laugh before you panic-buy a last-minute gift.

Because nothing says romance like forgetting until the day before.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.