The Nextdoor App is proof that maybe—just maybe—we weren’t meant to know what our neighbors are up to. On the one hand, it’s a useful tool for local updates, lost pets, and finding a decent plumber.
On the other hand, it’s a chaotic free-for-all where people post about the ‘suspicious man jogging’ (who turns out to be Greg from two doors down) and report feral peacocks in their garage.
Useful? Sometimes. Hilarious? Always. Here’s the proof.