Jason Mustian
Parenting is a beautiful, exhausting, never-ending loop of reheating the same plate of food three times before giving up and just eating the scraps off your kid’s plate.
You sit down for 0.2 seconds? That’s a mistake. Your child will sense it and urgently need something from the highest shelf in the house. And don’t even get me started on answering their questions—because apparently, Walmart is a valid option for where babies come from now.
This week’s funniest parenting tweets capture all the chaos, confusion, and unsolicited backseat driving from the tiny dictators we love.
If you’re running on caffeine and crusty mac & cheese leftovers, this one’s for you.
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