Masha
If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that men will find new and baffling ways to leave women absolutely stunned. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s frustrating, and sometimes it’s so absurd that it deserves its own category of what even is this?
Women have shared some of the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright confusing experiences they’ve had with men, and we’ve rounded up the best (or worst) examples.
Get ready for a mix of facepalms, secondhand embarrassment, and a few moments that might make you cringe.
1. “My Husband Got A Little Carried Away With The New Vacuum Sealer. This Is A Dozen Croissants”
2. “My Husband Overfilled The Dishwasher So Nothing Got Clean Then Got Mad When I Asked How He Expected The Water To Reach Everything”
3. “How My Partner Hangs Clothes On The Clothesline”
“They say there’s more than one right way to do something, but this is just plain wrong.”
4. “The Container My Boyfriend Picked To Put Away Leftover Pancakes. There Was Plenty Of Normal Tupperware Clean…”
5. “Not Staying The Night At My New BF’s House With His Pillow Situation”
“Ok, I (28f) went over to my boyfriend’s (25m) house for the first time (been dating about a month), and I had somehow never noticed his pillow situation before. When I noticed, I made a comment about how long he’s had the pillows and apparently he’s been using them since he was a kid.
So, I asked him if he had any other pillows and he said he just had the pillow on the left of the first picture, but that his cat usually sleeps on it. I said I don’t really want to sleep on those pillows, and id prefer to sleep at my own place (with clean pillows).
His response? He waited for a minute and then said he would be sad to see that I would choose something as small as pillows come between us spending the night together, but that if I needed to go, that he understood.
I ended up going home and spending the night at my own house instead. I asked if I could bring my own pillows and gently suggested he get rid of his. He said it was totally fine for me to bring a pillow, but that he wouldn’t get rid of his, as they are ‘sentimental’.
Thoughts? I feel like I can’t even kiss him or anything while we’re sleeping because I don’t want him to get his gross pillowness all over me and my clean pillows.”
6. “Instead Of Wrapping The Fork In A Napkin And Putting It In His Backpack, By Boyfriend Bends It So That It Fits Into The Tupperware His Lunch Was In. I Was Speechless Upon Discovery”
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8. “My Boyfriend, Who Doesn’t Buy Any Of The Groceries, Decided To Use Multiple Pounds Of Chicken In A Cooler Instead Of The Bag Of Ice We Have”
9. “My Husband Throws Away Trash Directly Into The Pantry”
10. “I Spent 4 Hours Deep Cleaning The Kitchen And This Is What It Looks Like Not Even 2 Days Later Without Me Constantly Cleaning Up After My Husband”
11. “My Boyfriend Left A Crunchwrap In The Air Fryer For A Month”
12. “How My Boyfriend Leaves His Coffee Cup Every Morning”
13. “Came To The Kitchen To Find Out That My Boyfriend Hung The Towel Like This”
14. “This Piece Of Tiramisu My Husband Left Me”
“My husband said we would eat the tiramisu together after our 17 months goes to bed. Our LO was crying so I went to calm her down. Came back to him playing video game and ate almost all of the tiramisu slice. Smh.”
15. “My Husband Will Never Close A Draw Or Shut A Cupboard”
16. “You Spend The Afternoon Working On A Christmas Eve Dinner And Hubby Brings This Home For My Son An Hour Before Dinnertime”
17. “My Boyfriend Can’t Make Anything For Himself”
18. “BF Got Me Chocolate For Valentine’s Day….i Got One Piece”
“I asked my bf if he had made any plans for Valentine’s day and he told me he would take me out for dinner….well now we’re not even doing that, so he got me chocolate to make up for it. Then proceeded to eat it all. No card, no flowers….literally no effort at all.”
19. “The Night My Husband Made Burgers For The First Time. He Set Off The Fire Alarm 4 Times”
20. “My BF’s Attempt At Cleaning The Window”
21. “Tell Me You Live With A Man Without Telling Me You Live With A Man”
22. “My Husband Has His Pick Of Toothbrushes From An Unopened Pack And Chose The Same Color As Mine”
“Title says it all really. I grabbed a new toothbrush last week. My husband got a new one this morning after opening a new pack and grabbed the same color.”
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24. “My Sweet Husband”
“Whom I love so much drives me insane with the trash bin. I appreciate him taking the garbage, but he never puts the bag in when he does. It isn’t garbage day, so I wasn’t anticipating the empty bin and tossed coffee grounds in before noticing. Yes, I’ve talked to him about it. Yes, we both deal with the garbage. He does so much for the home, he just tends to not finish this particular job. I have resigned myself to living with this one character flaw until I die.”
25. “Asked My Husband To Pick Up A Christmas Tree”
“I’ve learned I have to be super specific when I ask him to do things. I always forget! Love him and all of his imperfections.”
26. “My Boyfriend Throws His Empty Water Bottles Behind The Bed”
27. “Boyfriend Keeps A Graveyard Of Shower Gel With One Half-Squirt Left”
28. “Husband Replaced Last 2 Advil With Kibble. Not Sure What I’m More Upset At, The Fact That I Almost Washed Back Dog Kibble Or That I Actually Find This Hilarious”
29. “My Husband Used Powdered Sugar Instead Of Sugar To Make My Bday Cake, Bless Him”
30. “My Husband Mowed Over My Pumpkins”
“In late June I sprouted my own pumpkin seeds with my 3yr old son. We’ve been so excited to see the pumpkin plant grow and thrive. My husband decided to mow the lawn yesterday, along with the only fruitful part of our plant. He thought the trellising vines with buds were ‘overgrowth’.”
31. “My Husband Rigged Our Trash Cans Like This And Wonders Why They Didn’t Take Them”
“We’ve been having issues with our neighbors keeping their trash properly contained and we’re the ones that have to clean up after them. This was my husband’s solution to that problem. However, they were too contained for the trash men to take. We live in a major city and they have thousands of houses to get to. I’m on their side. Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
32. “My Husband, Who Insists On Doing His Own Laundry, Left A Pen That Then Exploded And I’ve Got 6 More Loads To Do Today”
“As I said, my husband insists on doing his own laundry even though laundry day is Friday, he wants it done Thursday and I work Thursday, so I start my normal Friday 7 loads and open the dryer to this.
I’ve used rubbing alcohol which is turning the paper towel blue at least but the stains remain on the dryer plus I have doubts of running this thing with all that alcohol on there it’ll explode. I need help!
I attempted a small bit of oven cleaner that did nothing, also goo gone did nothing. I guess I’ll be going to a laundromat until then.”
33. “How My Husband Eats Donuts”
34. “My Boyfriend Uses An Absurd Amount Of Hand Lotion Before Bed Every Night”
“This is the lotion rubbed in… He uses this amount of hand lotion very frequently. When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a bad p***o while I’m trying to fall asleep.”
35. “I Smelled Plastic”
“…then walked into the kitchen just as my husband was bounding in whispering ‘oh s**t oh s**t!’ He had preheated the oven for a nice meal of leftover baked spaghetti and forgot the high chair tray was in there.
Currently waving dish towels in the air to keep the smoke alarm from waking the toddler. Oh, and ordering in. Probably should be saving money though, since we have to get a new oven now? No idea how to even begin cleaning this…”
36. “My Boyfriend Put My Nintendo Switch Through The Washing Machine”
“i was going to cry but he said he’s going to buy me a new one this week and treat me to dinner so i managed to suck my tears back lol. luckily the joycons weren’t attached so that’s a bonus.”
37. “Husband Decided Ro Pressure Washer The Screens On Our Screened In Patio”
“Just like the title says he decided to pressure washer the algea off the screens….he was not accurate….they all look like that….yes it’s that noticeable…no he sees nothing wrong.”
38. “Boyfriend Attempts Bathroom Organization. This Is A Neat Way To Store Toilet Paper Eh? Yes That Is The Plunger”
39. “Spouse Always Puts Trash From The Bathroom Bin Next To The Main Bin, Not Inside It”
40. “The Way My Boyfriend Stacks These Nesting Measuring Cups”
