30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Nailed The Humor Of Love This Week

Marriage is a beautiful thing—so I’ve been told. But anyone who’s been in a relationship long enough knows that love isn’t just about grand gestures and romantic moments. It’s also about pretending not to hear ‘Can you take out the trash?’ and nodding along like you were totally listening the whole time.

Lucky for us, Twitter is full of hilariously relatable marriage tweets from spouses who have perfected the art of being funny but lovable. If you’ve ever been passive-aggressively handed the remote or argued over the right way to load the dishwasher, you’ll feel right at home here.

Here are the funniest marriage tweets from husbands and wives who are just trying to survive with humor.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.