Thursday has a way of sneaking up on you—it’s not quite the weekend, but you’re definitely running on fumes.
Luckily, Twitter never disappoints when it comes to serving up the perfect mix of relatable chaos, absurd observations, and unhinged one-liners.
From the latest pop culture moments to everyday struggles that hit way too close to home, these tweets capture the internet’s collective mood in real time.
Whether you need a midday distraction or just want to see what weird thoughts people are putting out into the universe, this roundup has something for you.
So sit back, scroll through, and enjoy the funniest tweets Thursday had to offer.
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Gratuitous video tweets of the day
Some customers don’t like being called “ma’am” pic.twitter.com/yS97RPERp9
— Chelsea Pope (@chelseathepope) March 18, 2025
Uber rating keeps going down even though all I do is sit down and say thank you and keep quiet pic.twitter.com/BElfwW6J0T
— joeywstoll (@joeywstoll) March 16, 2025
Dudes will see this and say hell yea pic.twitter.com/G7piLSfWvF
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 14, 2025
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