Marriage is a beautiful thing—until your spouse eats the last slice of pizza, leaves every cabinet door open, or insists they “don’t need directions.” The highs, the lows, and the daily chaos of being legally bound to another human make for some A+ Twitter content.
These hilarious marriage tweets capture the reality of life with a partner—the love, the bickering, and the moments that make you question everything. If you’re married, engaged, or just love a good relationship joke, this one’s for you.
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