50+ Bonkers Real Headlines That Out-Satired The Masters From “Not The Onion”

Just when you think reality can’t get more absurd, it goes and proves you wrong—again.

Today’s collection of funny but totally real headlines, courtesy of the Instagram pageNot The Onion,” shows that sometimes truth doesn’t just beat fiction, it completely demolishes it.

These wild headlines managed to out-satire even the best comedy writers, proving once and for all that real life is way stranger (and funnier) than anything we could make up.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome