50+ Bonkers Real Headlines That Out-Satired The Masters From “Not The Onion”

Just when you think reality can’t get more absurd, it goes and proves you wrongโ€”again.

Today’s collection of funny but totally real headlines, courtesy of the Instagram pageNot The Onion,” shows that sometimes truth doesn’t just beat fiction, it completely demolishes it.

These wild headlines managed to out-satire even the best comedy writers, proving once and for all that real life is way stranger (and funnier) than anything we could make up.

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