Alex Buscemi
The Twitter account Whale Fact (@whalefact) has mastered the art of delivering completely absurd “facts” about the ocean’s biggest residents, racking up over 185,000 followers.
Whether they’re making whales sound like unstoppable forces of nature or just the most dramatic creatures in the sea, these satirical takes are guaranteed to make you laugh.
If you thought you knew everything about whales, think again—these tweets are rewriting marine biology in the funniest way possible.
Keep going for some of our favorites.
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