Mike
Today’s post features hilarious, brand-new sentences freshly sprung from the comedy well—combinations of words never before seen in the history of the English language.
These one-of-a-kind phrases might make you laugh, cringe, or question reality, but they’re guaranteed to leave you entertained.
Enjoy these linguistic innovations straight from the minds of people who clearly have way too much time (and creativity) on their hands.
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