35 Times People Realized They Were Dating Or Married To An Idiot

Love can make you overlook a lot—until one day you’re staring at your partner wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally setting themselves on fire. A Reddit thread asked people to share the moment they realized they were married to or dating someone who might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, and the internet delivered.

Some of these relationships stood the test of time. Others… not so much. Either way, the replies were a mix of hilarious, baffling, and painfully relatable to anyone who’s ever loved someone with the common sense of a wet sock.

Here are the funniest, most forehead-slapping moments people shared—proving that sometimes love isn’t just blind, it’s straight-up delusional.


1. “No Speed Limit in the Fast Lane”

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2. “Worst Birthday Ever”

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4. “Turns Out They’re Anti-Vaxxers”

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8. “Privilege Isn’t Proof”

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12. “Thought Lincoln Was a Vampire Slayer IRL”

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13. “Dismissed My Son’s Illness—Twice”

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17. “When Overpaying Backfires”

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19. “He Went to Law School but Didn’t Read the Agreement”

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20. “Wedding Regret Hit Fast”

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22. “Toilet Tantrum and Pub Escapes”

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24. “He Thought the Feds Targeted His Garden”

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25. “‘Scientific Facts’ in Air Quotes”

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27. “Toilet Seat Removed, Awaiting Orders”

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28. “Washing Hands Over Dinner”

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31. “Math Isn’t His Strong Suit”

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32. “The Wax Incident We’ll Never Let Her Forget”

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34. “He Thought Super Tampons Meant a Bigger Hole”

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35. “My Ex Wanted to Drive Around the Pacific in 3 Days”

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When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.