35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (April 5, 2025)

Every week, Twitter (or X, if you’re into unnecessary rebranding) delivers the exact kind of humor we need to keep going. And like clockwork, some people just get it—whether they’re making painfully accurate observations about adulthood, dunking on tariffs, or simply wondering why they walked into the kitchen.

We rounded up the funniest tweets that absolutely deserve your time and your likes. Perfect for killing time between “I should be productive” and “I guess I’m done for the day.”


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.