40 Hilariously Random Non-Political Tweets For A Much-Needed Distraction (April 8, 2025)

In a world full of breaking news alerts, sometimes you just need a break. A brain cleanse. A scroll through the silly side of Twitter where nothing makes sense—but in the best way possible.

We’ve rounded up some of the most hilariously random (and blessedly non-political) tweets we could find. There are zero hot takes, no debates, and not a single mention of “the discourse.” Just pure internet nonsense at its finest.

Enjoy these delightful bits of randomness—perfect for killing time while waiting in line, pretending to work, or simply hiding from your responsibilities.


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h/t: r/NonPoliticalTwitter

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.