Nate
Having a job is one of those unfortunate necessities of adulthood. We all have to work, but let’s be honest—not everyone is great at it.
Some folks can’t even manage to do the one thing they were hired to do. The result? Hilarious you had one job fails that make the rest of us feel a little better about our own performance reviews.
No judgment—we’ve all had a job we mentally quit three weeks before our last day. Just sit back, scroll through, and be thankful you’re not the one getting roasted this time.
1. “That horse really needs a vet”
2. “Assorted cheese plate at the hotel I’m staying at”
3. How are you supposed to read it without spaces?
4. “The cake we ordered for my daughter’s 14th birthday party… Her name is Ana”
5. “All three bags we bought were like this. US quarter on the bag for reference”
6. “This is like a leaky bucket”
7. “Mmm, cheese quesadilla”
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9. We call this Latin Fusion
10. “I’m not sure that’s how yoga works”
11. “Now that is some pretty short opening hours on weekdays. Something tells me it’s supposed to say 12am/midnight.”
12. “Fruit snacks with a bonus…”
13. “If only there was a way to put a clock in time…”
14. “Veganuary in April (no April joke)”
15. “Man I love my United Kingdom”
16. “Yes, World War 11”
17. “coneless cone ice cream”
18. “Found in the wild at Hallmark”
19. “So my t-shirt is fifteen (16)”
20. “Whataburger tomatoes…Mmm”
21. “Couldn’t fit it in”
22. “Got a syringe with no volume markings”
23. “Wait, which way?”
24. “My mandatory ‘fluorescent’ work vest”
25. “Who… Placed the Sticker?”
26. “replacement parts vs. box size (return label included)”
27. “Go Go Spider-Man?”
28. “In the Singapore Gardens by the bay”
29. “Pole sign ‘ads'”
30. “This 2L chocolate milk carton I bought contains regular, non-chocolate milk”
31. We Have 3 Sinks. We Need 5 Paper Towel Holders
32. “Sure it isn’t a ethernet cord?”
33. “Found that when I was in Kazan, Russia”
34. “There’s to Prime.”
35. “I almost paid the price of a 6-pack for a 2-pack”
36. “With little power comes no responsibility”
37. “That’s not how you do an arrow”
38. “THERE ARE HOLES FOR IT! (saw on the bus)”
39. “This un-straightened line”
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46. Proobably not the best design for a hospital
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h/t: r/onejob