Look, we all say we’re going to use our afternoon break to stretch, hydrate, or finally call our dentist back. But in reality? You’re here. Scrolling. Procrastinating with dignity. And honestly, that’s a self-care ritual we can get behind.
This post is a grab bag of the internet’s finest randomness—from suspicious signs to cursed food, to images that feel like they were pulled directly from your sleep paralysis demon’s camera roll. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s deeply confusing. All of it? Absolutely worth five minutes of your employer’s time.
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